By Dave Weasel WASHINGTON – The president finally responded to Michael Cohen’s guilty plea, and manages to shift the blame on to Hillary Clinton. “Paying off porn stars with people’s campaign donations is NOT a crime,” the president implied. “‘Federal candidate’ could be anyone. How do we know it wasn’t Hillary? Take THAT libtards!”. Scholars Read more..
New Delhi, Feb 8 Abhilash Thapliyal, popular as The Muffler Man for his spoofs on Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal, says satire comes naturally to Indians as they are born with it. “Every Indian is born with the art of satire, from our ‘pados wali aunty’ (neighbourhood aunt) to the ‘Boss in the office’. Observation is Read more..
Mumbai, Jan 9 Padmavati, now presumably “Padmavat,” has been a topic of discussion ever since the film’s shoot started. From lead actor Deepika Padukone receiving death threats to rewards being announced on beheading director Sanjay Leela Bhansali, the film received a number of threats from political and religious organizations as they found the film’s content objectionable. But now, Read more..
Mumbai, Jan 8, 2018: Motivated by the huge success of his upcoming movie Padmavat‘s trailer, great director Sanjay Leela Bhansali has decided to do something different for his next venture. Breaking his silence about what next after Padmavati, Bhansali said he is working on the script of Love Triangle of Doraemon, Nobita, and Shizuka. “I Read more..
Dec 14, 2017: Overall, The Daily Show’s range of topics is somewhat more limited than the mainstream press generally. Yet in many ways the similarities between the comedy show and the news media are as striking as the differences. Both The Daily Show and the press generally, for instance, had the same No. 1 topic Read more..
New York, Aug 3 US President Donald Trump has endorsed an executive order with far-reaching consequences for Indians that would deport Indian immigrants to the US who earn less than $1 Mln per year. The drastic immigration overhaul proposed by Trump and team seeks to deport all Indians who earn less than one million dollars Read more..
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK June 15, 2017 – A civil union judge has authorized a 27-year-old woman’s request to enter a legally-binding marriage with her pet cat. When initially filing for a license at the circuit court level, the woman was denied. “They tried to tell me I am not allowed to marry my pet despite there being Read more..
NEW YORK June 15, 2017 – If you’re in need of some feel-good inspiration, consider the challenges this woman, whose father filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy four times, had to face. “She started off with nothing, not even a small loan from her father,” stated the woman’s friend. “There were no advantages in her life. Read more..
By Nury Vittachi New Delhi, June 9 The train was so tightly packed that when I checked my current account balance on my phone, four people breathed in sharply and gave me sympathetic looks. But then the girl left of me started playing Candy Crush and everyone’s attention shifted to her. With people and cameras Read more..
By Nury Vittachi I have an ethics issue. What do you do when you’re having an argument on Facebook and an incredibly stupid, annoying person joins in, but they’re on your side? It’s shocking that society has no answers for the huge moral dilemmas of today. It’s an odd truth that annoying people often turns Read more..
By Nury Vittachi May 26, 2017: A spiritual friend gave me some advice last week: “Be the change you want to see in the world.” So now I have to work out how to become a giant killer robot and inspire other guys to take the same journey. My idea is that if men are Read more..
By Nury Vittachi May 19, 2017, I always say “please” and “thank you, Miss” when talking to Siri so that when the machines take over she won’t kill me. “Spare the puny one. He was always polite.” You have to be cunning to make the best of life these days. Another ingenious life-hack. My wife Read more..